googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

khalu:

But I believe that lovers should be tied together and

Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather

And left there to drown

Left there to drown in their innocence

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

burghers:

heads shoulders knees and bepis knees and bepis

claydols:

*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*

beesmygod:

i keep thinking about how much better every tv series would be if they had a “who pooped the bed?” episode. like imagine dowton abbey with a who pooped the bed plot